MMs

I have decided that those candy-coated buttons of chocolatey heaven have got to be laced with some kind of addictive ingredient. Maybe they roll them around in a fair bit of crack before bagging them, but CHRIST! When it's that time of the month, and I decide I'm craving chocolate, even Obama would have to wait in line behind M&Ms for my attention.

"Excuse me, Mr. President. I don't mean to be rude, but there is a bag of M&Ms with my name on it."

I need to do something about this. In my quest for being healthy, Mars Candy is really doing me no favors...at least I can somewhat justify it when indulging in dark chocolate...rich in antioxidants...

I'm sure the DEA isn't concerned with the spread of candy-coated heaven.